nonoctave.com: psychological evaluation

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Uniphasic Test Base

Part I — Select one of the following choices.

Are you a fruitbat?
no
yes
not sure
Where is Napoleon?
He died a long time ago.
He has lived in China for many years.
I am Napoleon.

What sort of voices do you hear?
blue voices only
red voices only
both red and blue voices
I don’t hear voices
Shh! I’m trying to listen!

Part II — Which word in each of the following pairs of words appeals most to you?
Answer according to the meaning of the words in each pair, and not how they sound.

Hagryk
Flumble

Toodlebottom
Impesto

Fornglown
Wireworms

Part III — For these questions, you may select more than one of the choices.

Which statement is most accurate?
I am a penguin.
The walrus is Paul.
I be a green dream for crabcakes.
Semblence is for.
Caesar’s shield is a blue moon.
If you were asked to choose between the following, which wouldn’t you select?
Pumpernickel bread.
Lear jet.
Festering sores covered with blueberry jam.
A flaming paper sack filled with wet emu droppings.
Creamcakes.

Part IIII — Select one of the following choices.

Did you kill the president?
no
yes
not sure
It was Eddie that done it.